Why is Google so asinine as to not give someone a mechanism for
recreating a deleted Google Account. I deleted one of my accounts
because I had thought there was no need for it, until I remembered that
basically everyone I knew through high school and college back home
only has that address to contact me. When I emailed Google Help asking
if there was anyone way to recycle a name early they were very not
helpful.

Damn you Google; your like an addictive drug, and I need my fix.